Thursday, May 5, 2011

Dora's a Needy Hobag

Does anyone else find Dora a bit NEEDY? Like seriously, where would she be without me? She couldn't even count to 5 in Spanish without my help. And I'm always doing favours for her and getting NO credit. Like today, she needed me to help her open the door to the treehouse, because it was stuck, right? She and Boots couldn't do it by themselves, so I join in and, bam! the thing opens, right? But for some fucking reason, everyone starts screaming "HOORAY DORA!" and I'm like... wth?!

1 comment:

  1. LMFAO.
    you are absolutely hilarious,
    and you are totally right...
    fucking dora, she can't do anything by herself and takes all the credit.
    She can't even turn around to look for Swiper the Fox when she's in danger, her life is at risk and some how we are held responsible for finding him and telling him to get lost.

    Thought you'd enjoy this.